L.O.V. ....aaa I think I spelled that incorrectly

Intro:

Simona Bivald spune pe Facebook ca Socrate spune:
Sfatul meu este sa te casatoresti. Daca vei avea o nevasta buna, vei fi fericit; daca nu, vei deveni filosof.

Crezul meu:
Care e echivalentul acestor vorbe de duh in cazul femeilor: "Daca vei avea un sot bun, te vei ingrasa; daca nu, vei deveni obeza." Nu avem cum sa castigam...


The shameless imaginary monologue:

I thought you would not like him cause he is so damn superficial, it does not take more than a day to get him.
But if you actually are into him I might have misread you and that makes things a lot easier for me. Realizing that I have overestimated people is a sad revelation that always sets me free, like the death of a god who turns out not to be almighty after all. I am quite pragmatic, am I not?

My mother once told me that I should learn how to be superficial; I think I should just learn how to be smart.

I might not have the looks of a man eater but I definitely have the skills of one.

I am working my ass out here to sound like a tough bitch but i am really the most vulnerable thing you have and will ever meet. I took a break from work one night and went for a walk, there was a taxi hoping to find a customer and i could not even go in his direction because I did not want him to get his hopes high about me being a potential customer only to then walk on and leave him disappointed. That's how connected to everything around me I am.

Acesta a fost un plagiat dupa:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvf--10EYXw